I would hardly want Eren to be imprisoned for crimes he did not commit. So, I would be unlikely to feel the urge to stop you.
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oh Sanji.
You fool.
He can't see the way Yusuke's eyes almost glint from here. ]
Did you know some people consider it an art form? [ You can't even run. ] I did some research after the conversation the house had the other month, and there are photography books and papers on the whole topic. It was very interesting, much like life drawing it's oddly humbling to see how the human body continues to inspire in so many different ways--
Yusuke-- [And his boyfriend is off and running, the interjection quickly lost as Yusuke bestows onto Sanji more information than he expected to know about the history and artistic applications of bondage. Sanji's patient, though, letting this continue for a couple of minutes before Yusuke thankfully has to take a breath, and then--]
[Do they ever stay on topic? Maybe if the subject is body pillows, and the stray thought causes Sanji to huff out an amused chuckle, one Yusuke probably feels rather than hears.]
Didn't mean to make you uncomfortable if I did.
[Like... he doubts it? Yusuke matches Sanji in bluntness, if not outright beats him in that department. Still, he wants to be sure and leans his head against the other's.]
[ He leans in as well, gently bumping his head against Sanji's. ]
If I were uncomfortable, I would say so. Come to think of it, it's not a conversation we've really had in general, so perhaps it's the sort of thing that needs discussion eventually.
[ ... ]
But not in the context of giant Erens stepping on people, or fifty shades of grey.
Well, yeah, when you put it like that, kinda sounds creepy.
[How the fuck did they get from Eren to bondage? Why must Yusuke's friends be the catalyst for so much kinky shit?]
In any case, they've got nothing to pin Eren with, it's not like he's the only suspect... shit, he's not even a suspect without some good evidence or a grudge aimed at him.
Why not give him a text? Don't know how often he pays attention to his phone though...
[If Sanji could hazard a guess, he'd imagine getting Elliot on the phone is as tricky as getting Yusuke on it sometimes. These guys and their hobbies.]
[ But he has to? Untangle his arms from Sanji's waist? This seems like an unfair deal. But he'll do his best to get his phone out and replace his arms where they were before and try to text Elliot while still hugging Sanji.
Unless I'm intruding, or taking up time you don't have, in which case I will take my leave.
[ But he's. Not untangling himself from this armhugtangle they've found themselves in until Sanji says yay or nay. And even then he's not moving if Sanji says he isn't intruding or taking up time he needs for something else.
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oh Sanji.
You fool.
He can't see the way Yusuke's eyes almost glint from here. ]
Did you know some people consider it an art form? [ You can't even run. ] I did some research after the conversation the house had the other month, and there are photography books and papers on the whole topic. It was very interesting, much like life drawing it's oddly humbling to see how the human body continues to inspire in so many different ways--
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A mistake was made]
Yusuke-- [And his boyfriend is off and running, the interjection quickly lost as Yusuke bestows onto Sanji more information than he expected to know about the history and artistic applications of bondage. Sanji's patient, though, letting this continue for a couple of minutes before Yusuke thankfully has to take a breath, and then--]
Renard.
[Reaching behind him to ruffle the other's hair]
I meant sex.
[Ya goddamn nerd.]
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Oh.
[ ... Well now he has to think about it? ]
I suppose I don't really have any thoughts on it. Other than that those movies don't seem to be a good introduction to it.
[ At least he's honest? ]
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[Which, y'know, a fair statement.]
I'm familiar enough with rope, just never used it for... those purposes.
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[ Hm. ]
So, I am assuming you're not going to be angrily lecturing me on freedom and the importance of, then.
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[TELL HIM HE'S WRONG, YUSUKE.
HE DARES YOU.]
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I did just talk nonstop about the art of shibari and the human form, so. Yes?
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Alright, fine.
[-- WhAT]
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Why do I feel like I just verbally signed some sort of contract?
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[Sanji is not a disgusting fucker like Christian, thank the gods]
I just don't mind if you do.
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Alright. I'll keep that in mind then. The reverse would be fine as well, if given enough prior-warning.
[ ... And then he kinda just. Buries his head against Sanji's shoulder. Hm. ]
I feel our topic has shifted quite a lot.
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[Do they ever stay on topic? Maybe if the subject is body pillows, and the stray thought causes Sanji to huff out an amused chuckle, one Yusuke probably feels rather than hears.]
Didn't mean to make you uncomfortable if I did.
[Like... he doubts it? Yusuke matches Sanji in bluntness, if not outright beats him in that department. Still, he wants to be sure and leans his head against the other's.]
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[ He leans in as well, gently bumping his head against Sanji's. ]
If I were uncomfortable, I would say so. Come to think of it, it's not a conversation we've really had in general, so perhaps it's the sort of thing that needs discussion eventually.
[ ... ]
But not in the context of giant Erens stepping on people, or fifty shades of grey.
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[How the fuck did they get from Eren to bondage? Why must Yusuke's friends be the catalyst for so much kinky shit?]
In any case, they've got nothing to pin Eren with, it's not like he's the only suspect... shit, he's not even a suspect without some good evidence or a grudge aimed at him.
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[ A thought. ]
It's strange though, to hear it. I hope Elliot is alright.
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[Not being accusatory; he just assumed Yusuke had seen Elliot by now]
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[ He usually would have. ]
Of all the days to not have run into him, it would be one like today.
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[If Sanji could hazard a guess, he'd imagine getting Elliot on the phone is as tricky as getting Yusuke on it sometimes. These guys and their hobbies.]
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[ But he has to? Untangle his arms from Sanji's waist? This seems like an unfair deal. But he'll do his best to get his phone out and replace his arms where they were before and try to text Elliot while still hugging Sanji.
HOW CAN THIS GO WRONG. ]
He sometimes does. He will see it at some point.
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Sanji is about to poke you with this knife handle]
I promise I'm not gonna feel abandoned if you just text instead of draping yourself over me.
[Listen this is too amusing so honestly? Please continue draping yourself over him for his amusement.]
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I can multitask.
[ He's nearly done. Please don't stab him.]
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Though he supposes after that admission he can wait patiently for Yusuke to finish his text]
Was gonna ask if you wanted to stay for dinner, but it might be better if I just send you home with a doggie bag.
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Why would I not want to stay for dinner?
[ ???? Don't kick him out....?? ]
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[He'd rub at his neck if Yusuke weren't still glued to him, but his ears feel a little hot regardless]
I thought you'd wanna take off, so...
[He is fine??? With Yusuke staying??? He just automatically put himself lower on the totem pole.
Like he always does.
Sanji....]
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... No?
[ ... Oh. ]
Unless I'm intruding, or taking up time you don't have, in which case I will take my leave.
[ But he's. Not untangling himself from this armhugtangle they've found themselves in until Sanji says yay or nay. And even then he's not moving if Sanji says he isn't intruding or taking up time he needs for something else.
He's cosy. ]
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