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yusuke kitagawa

"I can't get to the phone right now. Please leave a message and I will respond post-haste."

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[W O W Sanji has been nothing but good to Yusuke and he retaliates by elbow nudging him. Such rudeness.

... Also, everyone on this room knows Sanji's kinda ticklish so he is going to squirm and escape to the couch, so there's at least a foot of distance between them. B|]

A-anyway! Let's get this shitty act off the road.

[Grabbing the pillow with Yusuke's likeness on it... tilting his head]

Should I take a picture for prosperity, or would you kill me if I did that?

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[ Cute. Sort of. Yusuke just kinda watches as Sanji scuttles wildly away from his elbow, before looking thoughtful. ]

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Are you going to be showing it around to random people?

[ The answer should be "no", by the way. Do not show pictures around. ]

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Tch, hell no. Bastards wouldn't get the joke anyway.

[He seems very adamant about this, so that is. A good thing!

Maybe]

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[ Mmmmmmmmmrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggffffffff. ]

One photo. Just one.

[ And he will check your pictures to make sure it is just one, mister. This is trust. ]

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[Sanji really would've been fine taking no pictures, but he can't help but smirk with the permission given.]

Renard, you spoil me.

[Because he is so whipping out his phone to take a picture of this monstrosity, forever preserved in the shadows until the moment Sanji decides to remind Yusuke this once existed.

#blessed]

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[ * Yusuke may come to regret this. The glee in Sanji's eyes as he take that one single picture is slightly concerning. ]

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Yes, I beginning to think I do.

[ Sigh. ]

This can never be seen by anyone else. Ever.

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Oh I won't be showing it off.

[EXCEPT TO YOU, YUSUKE, this is your last chance to adjust that statement.]

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[ He is a trusting soul who loves and believes in his boyfriend and the good intentions he has. ]

That's a relief then. All there is to concern myself with is finding who created it in the first place...

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Still not sure how this isn't tied to one of your roommates...

[He's just saying, man. Also, now that he's done taking his photos, it's time to hoist that body pillow off the couch again.]

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... It could be? But... I'm not sure I want to consider on of them drawing me on a pillow like this when they weren't even commissioned.

[ Oh. And there it does. Time to vanish from this earth, pillow. ]

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... That would be the ultimate form of betrayal, wouldn't it?

[Sanji doesn't sound that fussed? But then again, this is the type of shit Baren would absolutely terrorize him with, so he's just developed a thick skin to it.]

C'mon, let's get this over with-- oh right, you wanted a trash bag, too...

[Alright, he'll make a pit stop to the kitchen to grab one, and now they can be off!]

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It would be... bizarre. That might be a better word.

[ He just stares at Sanji as he gets the trash bag and ... well. Finally. His freedom will occur. ]

The sooner we get this over with, the better.