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Yusuke "shibari is an art form" Kitagawa ([personal profile] fabrefactions) wrote2017-08-26 12:53 pm
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yusuke kitagawa
"I can't get to the phone right now. Please leave a message and I will respond post-haste."


VOICE | TEXT | VIDEO | ACTION

📱☎
concasse: (huh↠ that seems legit)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-11-11 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sanji does his best, but ultimately can't find anything that is of a loving lizard family being separated by the cruelty of life.

... He does find this, however, and after shrugging, turns the phone in the direction of the newt as well.]


Maybe it'll terrify him into crying.
concasse: (shock↠ is she allowed to do that?)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-11-11 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
-- Well, shit... uh...

[This is actually terrifying?? Sanji leans into the phone screen once he realizes what's going on, biting at one of his nails when the lizard gets captured and then wincing as the poor bastard gets pounced by a million snakes.]

I didn't know snakes could do that--

[Nooooo D8 It's going to die??? Sanji doesn't even want to look.]

Oi, c'mon, just wiggle a little more--!
concasse: (eh↠ I was so wasted last night guiz)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-11-11 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sanji barely notices Yusuke clinging at his shirt; the man's too busy upgrading from fingernail biting to chewing on the front of his shirt, pulling at it in his anxiety]

C'mon...

[--And just when it looks like all hope is lost, the lizard does sneak through the mass of snakes to freedom, but it might be a short-lived victory. Snakes from all different directions are coming for it now, slithering after in the hopes of overwhelming their prey through sheer numbers alone.]

How the hell is he supposed to escape them all?!
concasse: (wut↠ y'know jesus died for your sins)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-11-11 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Still not sure how this isn't tied to one of your roommates...

[He's just saying, man. Also, now that he's done taking his photos, it's time to hoist that body pillow off the couch again.]
concasse: (point↠ you suck because I say so)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-11-11 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[For once, Sanji is not going to be a salty sardine and drop some line about how determination just gets you kicked out of your house, he is too invested in the Little Lizard that Could--]

Maybe if he makes it over the cliff--!

[Holy shit, watch that poor kid go! There's one snake in particular that's hot on its heels, snapping and slithering to try and cut the lizard off, but their boy just keeps running for it, climbing higher and higher...]

Oi, you gotta run faster than that! Jump for it!!
concasse: (huh↠ interesting development)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-11-11 10:30 pm (UTC)(link)
... That would be the ultimate form of betrayal, wouldn't it?

[Sanji doesn't sound that fussed? But then again, this is the type of shit Baren would absolutely terrorize him with, so he's just developed a thick skin to it.]

C'mon, let's get this over with-- oh right, you wanted a trash bag, too...

[Alright, he'll make a pit stop to the kitchen to grab one, and now they can be off!]
concasse: YES I KNOW THIS IS NOT TIMESKIPPED. TRUST ME, I NEED THIS ICON. I JUST DO; DON'T QUESTION ME. (wibble↠ xion noooooooooo)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-11-11 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[Okay I'm sorry but Sanji nearly starts laughing/crying at the fuckin snake that drops into the abyss, and instead ends up making a choked noise trying to cover it up.]

Look! It's alive!

[WATCHING WITH WET, GLASSY EYES, their little cherub lizard is triumphant...! Sniffle... sniffle...]

Thank the shitty gods...
concasse: (ugh↠ stop squeezing my ass)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-11-11 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[... Uh.

That's a good question.

Sanji doesn't seem to know how to answer at first, giving another sniffle and looking in Yusuke's direction before he realizes that uh...]


-- Ugh. [Expression immediately flipping as he locks his shoulders into a pout, chewing on his shirt for a different reason] That dumbass was such a bleeding heart over everything! Now he's rubbing off on me!
concasse: (irate ↠ kiss my flamin' pucker)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-11-11 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
-- Is that little bastard laughing at us?!

[WHELP. It didn't take long for Sanji to realize he's being made fun of by a lizard of all things, though honestly, his comedic switch for tears to fury only makes the creature guffaw more, tail banging into the rock with great enthusiasm]

Listen you little shit, the only reason I don't come over there is I'll get slime everywhere!!

[TURNS OUT THEY'RE A GREAT COMEDIC ACT. Also Sanji, no one can take you seriously when you're oozing. He can't even properly set on fire.

A travesty.]
concasse: (curious↠ why yes I prefer lace)

just keeps polluting your poor inbox

[personal profile] concasse 2018-11-14 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[Being de-slimed? Best feeling in the world, in Sanji's opinion. It's a miracle everyday when he doesn't feel the need to soak in the bath for hours at a time, and while it'd be a stretch to call him cheery, his mood has significantly improved from the last month.

So much, in fact, that he's dragging Yusuke to the beach once their schedules are clear. Nothing fancy -- just some food he made for the picnic, a few choice dishes he knows his boyfriend will like, and a beautiful spot for Yusuke to draw by, should he be in the mood.

As for himself? Well. It should irritate him how much of his past life's tendencies are starting to draw themselves out, but he just can't be angry when he's near the ocean, either. He didn't even bring something to do; Sanji is content enough to lay next to Yusuke on the blanket, listening to the waves

... and occasionally being a nosy git.]


Oi, what are you drawing?
concasse: (grin↠ and I approve of this message)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-11-15 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
[... He... didn't even hesitate with that answer.

Yusuke plz]


-- You are really good for my ego some days. [He sounds more amused than anything, and rather than crane his head over Yusuke's shoulder, settles for getting even more comfy on the blanket. Nosy and lazy.]

Do I even wanna know how many drawings you've got of me?
concasse: (huh↠ interesting development)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-11-24 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
A lot, huh...?

[Not that Sanji's got a problem with this -- he really doesn't. That just doesn't do anything to quell his curiosity, as has been established, and his head lulls to the side so he can get a better look at Yusuke from his position.]

... Can I see some of 'em?

[A pause, and then almost spoken too quickly--]

I mean, if that shit's private, it's not a problem or anything.
concasse: (smirk↠ bringing the party)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-11-24 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yowza.

Sanji might have underestimated what "a lot" actually meant in this context, given how his eyebrows arch once he starts flipping through the book (still on his back, the lazy sod). He's careful to keep any sand off the pictures, turning the pages with a delicate touch, until he makes the first of many amused, offhanded comments]


Did you fluff up the sheets around me before drawing this?