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Yusuke "shibari is an art form" Kitagawa ([personal profile] fabrefactions) wrote2017-08-26 12:53 pm
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yusuke kitagawa
"I can't get to the phone right now. Please leave a message and I will respond post-haste."


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concasse: (point↠ you suck because I say so)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-11-11 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[For once, Sanji is not going to be a salty sardine and drop some line about how determination just gets you kicked out of your house, he is too invested in the Little Lizard that Could--]

Maybe if he makes it over the cliff--!

[Holy shit, watch that poor kid go! There's one snake in particular that's hot on its heels, snapping and slithering to try and cut the lizard off, but their boy just keeps running for it, climbing higher and higher...]

Oi, you gotta run faster than that! Jump for it!!
concasse: YES I KNOW THIS IS NOT TIMESKIPPED. TRUST ME, I NEED THIS ICON. I JUST DO; DON'T QUESTION ME. (wibble↠ xion noooooooooo)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-11-11 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[Okay I'm sorry but Sanji nearly starts laughing/crying at the fuckin snake that drops into the abyss, and instead ends up making a choked noise trying to cover it up.]

Look! It's alive!

[WATCHING WITH WET, GLASSY EYES, their little cherub lizard is triumphant...! Sniffle... sniffle...]

Thank the shitty gods...
concasse: (ugh↠ stop squeezing my ass)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-11-11 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[... Uh.

That's a good question.

Sanji doesn't seem to know how to answer at first, giving another sniffle and looking in Yusuke's direction before he realizes that uh...]


-- Ugh. [Expression immediately flipping as he locks his shoulders into a pout, chewing on his shirt for a different reason] That dumbass was such a bleeding heart over everything! Now he's rubbing off on me!
concasse: (irate ↠ kiss my flamin' pucker)

[personal profile] concasse 2018-11-11 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
-- Is that little bastard laughing at us?!

[WHELP. It didn't take long for Sanji to realize he's being made fun of by a lizard of all things, though honestly, his comedic switch for tears to fury only makes the creature guffaw more, tail banging into the rock with great enthusiasm]

Listen you little shit, the only reason I don't come over there is I'll get slime everywhere!!

[TURNS OUT THEY'RE A GREAT COMEDIC ACT. Also Sanji, no one can take you seriously when you're oozing. He can't even properly set on fire.

A travesty.]