I wouldn't have to if these assholes did a two-second check of their surroundings before tripping over us--!
[UGH fine he's sitting down, reluctantly though, feet twitching with the need to chase after prey and rip someone's throat out. How has Sanji never killed a man before, we ask...
Though at least he settles once he's actually sitting. With a huff (and a pout, shush), he falls back into the blanket and sends a death glare at the sky.]
[ It's kinda like letting hot air out of a balloon. Yusuke just stays quiet for a moment while Sanji huffs and puffs and flops around in what looks to him like a very funny, kinda cute angry sulk.
When he's deflated - rant wise, and literally, flopping onto the blanket - or has seemed to at least, Yusuke shifts over to half flop on Sanji as well, folding his arms on Sanji's chest. ]
Maybe we should get some warning lights and set them up in the area. In case someone forgets the spot check.
[ Calm. ]
He's gone now anyway. And I'm not having to help you hide a body, so I think this worked out rather well.
[there's a little "oof!" of a noise when Yusuke flops on him, having to accommodate his boyfriend's weight on his chest area, but in typical Sanji fashion, he doesn't make any move to chase the other off, instead allowing Yusuke time to get comfortable while he keeps staring at the sky.]
... Wouldn't be hard to hide a body here. Shit, look at all this sand and water.
[Perfect for body dumping. God, why are they having this conversation.]
But there's too many witnesses so I guess it's more shitty trouble than its worth.
[HE GUESSES. Huff.]
I'm telling you, next time this happens, I'm kicking someone into the stratosphere.
[ It's tough when you're comfy to lie on and your boyfriend wants to take advantage of that, huh, Sanji? ... Also he's preventing him from getting up and going after someone else, if that happens. Surely he wouldn't dislodge his boyfriend so rudely...? ]
You'd have to dig very deep. And hopefully the salt in the water seeping through wouldn't accidentally preserve it and cause trouble for your further down the line.
[ Rrrrrrrrrrromance is talking about how to hide a hypothetical body with your partner. ]
That'd be difficult to explain away. A flying and raining body...
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[UGH fine he's sitting down, reluctantly though, feet twitching with the need to chase after prey and rip someone's throat out. How has Sanji never killed a man before, we ask...
Though at least he settles once he's actually sitting. With a huff (and a pout, shush), he falls back into the blanket and sends a death glare at the sky.]
Jeez!
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When he's deflated - rant wise, and literally, flopping onto the blanket - or has seemed to at least, Yusuke shifts over to half flop on Sanji as well, folding his arms on Sanji's chest. ]
Maybe we should get some warning lights and set them up in the area. In case someone forgets the spot check.
[ Calm. ]
He's gone now anyway. And I'm not having to help you hide a body, so I think this worked out rather well.
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... Wouldn't be hard to hide a body here. Shit, look at all this sand and water.
[Perfect for body dumping. God, why are they having this conversation.]
But there's too many witnesses so I guess it's more shitty trouble than its worth.
[HE GUESSES. Huff.]
I'm telling you, next time this happens, I'm kicking someone into the stratosphere.
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You'd have to dig very deep. And hopefully the salt in the water seeping through wouldn't accidentally preserve it and cause trouble for your further down the line.
[ Rrrrrrrrrrromance is talking about how to hide a hypothetical body with your partner. ]
That'd be difficult to explain away. A flying and raining body...