[there's a little "oof!" of a noise when Yusuke flops on him, having to accommodate his boyfriend's weight on his chest area, but in typical Sanji fashion, he doesn't make any move to chase the other off, instead allowing Yusuke time to get comfortable while he keeps staring at the sky.]
... Wouldn't be hard to hide a body here. Shit, look at all this sand and water.
[Perfect for body dumping. God, why are they having this conversation.]
But there's too many witnesses so I guess it's more shitty trouble than its worth.
[HE GUESSES. Huff.]
I'm telling you, next time this happens, I'm kicking someone into the stratosphere.
[ It's tough when you're comfy to lie on and your boyfriend wants to take advantage of that, huh, Sanji? ... Also he's preventing him from getting up and going after someone else, if that happens. Surely he wouldn't dislodge his boyfriend so rudely...? ]
You'd have to dig very deep. And hopefully the salt in the water seeping through wouldn't accidentally preserve it and cause trouble for your further down the line.
[ Rrrrrrrrrrromance is talking about how to hide a hypothetical body with your partner. ]
That'd be difficult to explain away. A flying and raining body...
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... Wouldn't be hard to hide a body here. Shit, look at all this sand and water.
[Perfect for body dumping. God, why are they having this conversation.]
But there's too many witnesses so I guess it's more shitty trouble than its worth.
[HE GUESSES. Huff.]
I'm telling you, next time this happens, I'm kicking someone into the stratosphere.
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You'd have to dig very deep. And hopefully the salt in the water seeping through wouldn't accidentally preserve it and cause trouble for your further down the line.
[ Rrrrrrrrrrromance is talking about how to hide a hypothetical body with your partner. ]
That'd be difficult to explain away. A flying and raining body...