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yusuke kitagawa

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... can I help you break into my housemate who trusts me and considers me his friend's room, without his permission?

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... I suppose so. What are you planning, if I might ask?

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thanks a ton

he said he was trying to save up for a keyboard so i got him a clavinova

[ basically “he was saving up for a ford so i got him a maserati” ]

if i could put it in the room it’ll be easier to start using when he opens it.

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[ guess who knows nothing of keyboards so has no idea you just spoiled your boy rotten, eren. ]

I assume you know of a good time to do this?
I have not discussed holiday plans with Elliot as of right now, so can't advise on the best time to sneak into his room when he is not in classes.

[usurpers]

[ he spent all of november learning about the best electric pianos, friend. ]

we’ll do it when he’s with his family
just gotta figure out a time but it’ll definitely be on christmas
do we need to unscrew the door hinges or

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okay, that sounds simple enough.
Is he staying with his family for a few days, or just visiting them for the day?
I wouldn't have a clue how to unhinge a door, so if that could be avoided I would appreciate it.

[usurpers]

i think it’s just a meet up visit

i’ll bring a kit if you don’t have spare keys

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... yes please bring the kit, why would I have a spare key to Elliot's personal space?

[usurpers]

[ when you put it tHAT way though!!!! ]

don’t landlords have spare keys
in case i break the door

[fabrefactions]

well yes but
what if our landlord can't make it out that day
and Elliot returns home to a doorless room.

[usurpers]

ok
worst case scenario i’ll get a new one
he won’t notice the difference

[ he’ll totally notice the difference ]

but there’s more than one way to door breach without breaking too much

[fabrefactions]

[ he will absolutely notice the difference. ]

Oh? How would you go about it, without breaking the door in the process?

[usurpers]

mechanical breaching
lock picks work but i'm not specialized, it'll take too long
i can get an a-lock or k-lock from base or his brother to dismantle the entire lock but we'll have to put it back together
the rest breaks the locks. hydraulic breaching, rams, crowbars, etc

the other ways are out of the question

[fabrefactions]

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... or I could tell him the landlord is coming around for inspections and ask him to leave the door unlocked.

[usurpers]

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[fabrefactions]

[ sorry he wants his deposit back ]

[usurpers]

so we won’t need the kit

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Ideally, no.
You may bring it if it makes you feel better though.

[usurpers]

eh
i’ll bring it just in case he forgets to leave it unlocked

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That's fine. It'll help to have a back-up in place, although I hope we won't have to resort to that.

[usurpers]

thanks for the help yusuke
if there’s anything i can do for you as a thanks you name it

[fabrefactions]

I have no need for anything material as thanks.
Anything to aid Elliot in his chosen craft is worth helping out with.

[usurpers]

doesn’t have to be material
i’ll see you on christmas

[fabrefactions]

I am fairly satisfied with immaterial needs as well. But thank you.
Yes, I shall see you then. Do you know what sort of time he's supposed to be going out?

[usurpers]

probably in the morning knowing his cousins
or at least near lunch
i’m no where near as good a cook as elliot so i can bring something if you want
it might not be a fast thing