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yusuke kitagawa

"I can't get to the phone right now. Please leave a message and I will respond post-haste."

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[ This reply takes a little longer, he's consulting his Drunk!Sanji to English dictionary. ]

I think you meant "I just don't give a shit". Which sounds about right.

You play quiz games with your ex? ... ... I've heard of stranger things. I suppose that's better than stalking them on social media.

[ He's heard that's what you're supposed to do with exes. Or something. ]

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we did it when we roe dating and now we di ot to win

he's not a bad aesd

ex

he's not a bad ex

gpt kinda lucky we on't have eachother

HATE

jesus

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[ squints ]

I see?

[ *Yusuke does not see. ]

So the... sort of ex you still talk to and play quiz games with and not the sort you bitterly stalk on social media and complain about to everyone.




That sounds healthier, yes.

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alrigh real talk

what is it with u and talking exes?

not helathy

so i mean

if u anna talk maybe u shouldn't do that

just saying

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I don't have any exes to stalk.

But if you believe television, that's what people do.



Congratulations on not being like a person from daytime television, I suppose.

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yean no thats bulslhit

i avoid all my exes like the plague

not them but uknow how that goes



... i mean i guess u don't, congrats on that

not even being sarcastic don't ldate it's horrific

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... you avoid them, yet also play quiz games with them.

[ Make up your mind, Sanji. ]

I don't know. The people I know seem to managing the perils of dating fairly well.

[ That's like. Seven of them versus Sanji. RIP. ]

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i avoid everyone but Baren i mean

eh

i mean' I gues that's fai

i just suck at it 's othat's probalby wy

*why

i should 'ay up for tranlsating this shit to behonst

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[ ... hm. ]

I'm not really in any position to judge or offer advice on relationships. But perhaps you don't give yourself enough of a chance or enough credit? That's a common problem in... well. A lot of things, for everyone.

...

Also I only understood about 50% of that, I confess.

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yeah u h iorgit

*forgot

half of what i was aying?

n no odon't give me any credit

ieam nit doesn't matter, uh

so wha'ts the wather?

*how?

how

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[ don't tell him whether or not to give you credit, sanji, he'll fight u ]

...

...

That sounds rather defeatist. From... as much as I could decipher.

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shithad i asked u what the weather's like outide

and it's not defeate its reaiism

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I don't know, I haven't been out today. Why?

... what's the phrase? Po-tay-toe, po-tah-toe?

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just admitthati 'm right

and t's called small talk to avoid weird topcis

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Right about what?

[ NO. ]

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... riht about being' a terrible dat?

[HE KNOWS HIMSELF OKAY?]

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What does that have to do with the weather?

And that's not something I can accurately say yes or no to, as I haven't dated you, nor has anyone asked your exes for their opinion of you as a date.

[ And Sanji's opinion of himself is biased. Doesn't count. ]

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gastad you're conusing me on purpose

just take my goddan word for it i know my beter okay

also dont you adare ever ask baren he's a dumbass

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You asked about the weather out of nowhere??

[ sTOP ]

I'm fairly sure there are a lot of quotes about how people are the worst at knowing themselves, but alright. [ nah

and he's absolutely looking baren up on the network now, hold up. ]

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[If Sanji knew he'd try to start a fist fight over the phone.

As it is--]

i told you it wa suupsied to be a changei n coversation!

liek whean people ask 'ho'ws ur scholwrok' but don't actually car

...

actually how is ur schoowlrk coming alon'g? u finish that flower paint's?

kinda want to buy it off ur hands

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[ Don't?? Fight him?? D: ]

I would've been more receptive if it were an interesting change in conversation.

[ Like that one. ]

... Thank you for asking after specifying that the topic of conversation should be one you aren't interested in.

But it's finished, and I satisfied with it so... it's going well, I would say.
I do have to submit it for grading though, so it's not for sale.

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eh figurs

ah well good lluk with thla greade

can't ialmagine u geittin anything les than an A on it

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Ask again once I get it back from grading, perhaps.

[ Oh. ]

Thank you. I hope so.
Artist can be notoriously picky and specific in what they want. But... once this is done I can focus on other things.

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subjectiiv tho

i mean tht's the naturi of art i gues but when u brake ;adown the technique, itnent and quality, teachesrs should have some kind of standar

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Most of them are fairly good about keeping a standard, but not a bias.

However this is the first major piece they will be marking, so I suppose I will see if my judgements are correct.