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yusuke kitagawa

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People would treat them like aberrations. I can think of a number of horror movies involving giant sea creatures - some of them crabs.

[His pets did nothing to deserve such treatment.]

[maskreant]

i think giant crabs would be cute?

[ But Akira is weird... ]

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They would be.

[and Yusuke is a proud crab-papa.]

But I fear what the general reaction would be like to them. Consider people's reaction to lobsters - they are considered a luxurious food source and coveted for their flesh. Crabs are already so when they are small, I dread to think what people would wish to do to them if they were the size of a common house cat.

All appreciation of their functional and unique design would be gone in favour of eating them.

[maskreant]

well, crab meat is delicious.

i'm sure if you dress up your cat-sized crabs, people wouldn't think of eating them? their pincers would also be a lot larger, too. they can defend themselves.

[ .......... ]

your crabs aren't aggressive, right?

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[DON'T?? TELL HIM THAT???]

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If you tried to eat them they probably would be. Especially with the larger pincers.

[maskreant]

i wouldn't eat anything my friend, Yusuke Kitagawa, treasures like his own family.

by the way, remember to eat.

[ AND HE WOULD PROCEED TO FEED YUSUKE WAGASHI... THINGS THAT YUSUKE TREASURES. ]

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[IS THIS A PATTERN EMERGING? Yusuke cannot treasure anything, it will end up consumed.]

Yes, yes. I have eaten today.

[It was like. Half an apple but what Akira doesn't know won't hurt him.]

[maskreant]

what did you eat?

[ Do you think you can escape??? ]

[fabrefactions]

[shit.]

... Food?

[maskreant]

[ boy.......... ]

such as?

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[l o o k....]

I had... some fruit?

[maskreant]

[ it's okay he cares for you ]

i have some stir fry in the fridge. heat it up.

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[ Friendship. ]

but those are your leftovers. I don't want to take your food from you. I probably have some pasta I could make...

[maskreant]

[ the things he does for his friends... ]

i don't mind.

eat now, cook after.

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[because they're worth it. like l'oreal.]

... ... ... fine, I will have the stir fry.

Thank you.

[maskreant]

you're welcome.