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yusuke kitagawa

"I can't get to the phone right now. Please leave a message and I will respond post-haste."

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Comments

[usurpers]

[ you played him for a fool this whole time s m a r t a s s. but given that there, in the end, is no bite, his own simmers down pretty dramatically. point is taken, the world is good again. ]

thanks
i’ll help you out if i notice. for our good.
you have ice, don’t you?

[fabrefactions]

[ sldkhslkhg hardly. He's more concerned that he'll start having the fear and ups and downs that Eren had experienced before and he won't be able to sit him down and talk to him about it. ]

You could... try and ignore it? It is doable.

[ even if he's not sure what it is he's supposed to not be doing? ]

I can create it, yes.

[usurpers]

i’m not even going to argue with you

[ if he gets happy thoughts about a blond ho with his shirt off again, you will know ]

cool off or whatever

[fabrefactions]

What are we arguing about?

[ eren, pls. ]

I'm keeping us hydrated. It melts quickly enough to be used as a drink.

[usurpers]

ok

[ okay so this is getting too gay, so

he’s just going to hit himself and fedex that straight to your face. like for real, he just punched himself, in the face. ]

[fabrefactions]

[ eren you are dating a man. excuse.

ALSO, WOW. Give him a minute he’s reeling from that for a sec. ]

... did you just get punched in the face??

[usurpers]

[ HE’S DATING AN ELLIOT ]

want another one

[fabrefactions]

[ WHAT’S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN??

also, wait— ]

Wait, did you punch yourself in the face? Why??

[usurpers]

don’t make me type that out and don’t make me do it again
focus on the mission

[fabrefactions]

We are just walking right now, there’s nothing much to focus on, other than you punching us in the face.

[usurpers]

then it worked 👌
swear i’ll get you someone better to talk to after this

[fabrefactions]

You’re still not making any sense.
I’m not stood around chatting, so that seems like a pointless endeavour.

[usurpers]

[ ok he’s had it ]

yusuke
i’m not the one tagging along with the half naked prick
figure it out

[fabrefactions]

Eren, we are surrounded by literal lava. Sanji has his shirt off, Yu has his shirt off, if I didn't run to a cooler body temperature naturally, I would have my shirt off.

This is not abnormal for walking around what seems like the inside of an active volcano.

[usurpers]

you weren’t thinking about yu

[fabrefactions]

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oh.




also eren is rude and he’s not talking to him anymore until the next text or after the objective ]

[usurpers]

[ FINALLY NOW GET OFF MY STOOP ]

[fabrefactions]

[ joke’s on you if you think he’s 100% got it though ]