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yusuke kitagawa

"I can't get to the phone right now. Please leave a message and I will respond post-haste."

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[concasse]

yea but ur supposed to support my bad decisions anyway

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Elliot's coffee is a poor decision I wouldn't wish on anyone, honestly.

[concasse]

yea ngl i'm kinda impressed

wonder if he could teach me how to do that

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You could ask him. But at this point it feels like a personalised talent, really. Or curse.

[concasse]

eh i should probably learn how to cook properly before i learn how to kill with it

somehow i'm thinking the latter isn't satisfying either

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I will put in a veto on taste testing your attempts at knock-out coffee, if I may.

[concasse]

ur excused

who else am i gonna send pictures of chou to

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How generous.

I am glad to have my uses, I suppose.

[concasse]

[sending this without comment :)]

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[ this is like a personal attack?? ]

You rescued your hands then from a certain death-by-kitten?

[concasse]

the secret to freedom was rubbing her belly

who knew

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Unless she's lulling you into a false sense of security before she strikes again.

[concasse]

wouldn't put it past her

tho if ur gonna give her ideas like that, maybe u shouldn't meet her...

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...

You can't spend all this time singing the praises of your cat, then try and tell me I'm not allowed to meet her.

[concasse]

i mean if u can promise not to spoil her immediately then maybe

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Is that an impossible promise to make?

[ Considering this cat took about 2.4 seconds to wrap Sanji completely around her paws.... ]

[concasse]

let's just say i'm not expecting any miracles

but do ur best

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I feel as though I am being unfairly set up to fail in this scenario.

[concasse]

but can u really fail when kittens r involved?

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If you're denying me visitation privileges then there wouldn't be any kittens involved.

[concasse]

aaaah right right

fine the first visit is free

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[ victory ]

I will be sure to take it then. When it's allowed, and when it's convenient.

[concasse]

whenever we finish with our indentured servitude

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Ah yes. After our temporary reprieve.
I'm still not sure what's going on - it's more like we're just reacting to things as they happen, and I cannot say that makes me feel very comfortable.

[concasse]

[... hmmm.]

doesn't help they keep us in the dark about this shit til its breathing down our necks