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yusuke kitagawa

"I can't get to the phone right now. Please leave a message and I will respond post-haste."

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god bless these lobsters tbh

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Lobsters?
No, I have pet crabs. Not lobsters. As delightful as it would be to own one...

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щ(ºДºщ)!!
NEITHER OF YOU?????
HOW

i'm going to pound on maury's door until he gives them back

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[ futaba what the flying fuck ]

What do you mean "neither of you"?

[alitaba]

[ she's so mad about this lmao ]

Akira doesn't remember either!

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[ SO HELP HIM REMEMBER... FOOLTABA! ]

What don't we remember??

[alitaba]

[ who is the more foolsh fool the fool who forgets or the fool who remembers ]

the lobsters!!!!!
we went to the beach and you found lobsters and you wouldn't let me play with them!! [ RUDE, INARI ]
and i still don't know where you found them
or if we ate them

guess who got the regain

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[ the fool who assumes all memories are shared and doesn't account for others not remembering yet is the most foolish fool ]

...

[ oh.

oh geez, no wonder he was so subconsciously determined to get crustaceans as pets. ]

I certainly hope they were not eaten.
They were beautiful specimens!!

[alitaba]

[ MAYBE THE REAL FOOL IS THE ONE WHO CAUSED ALL OF THIS ]

Mmmmm..... lobster tail
Steamed lobster with garlic
Lobster bisque!!

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[ So, Futaba then. ]

We are not eating lobster.

[alitaba]

[ She's not the one who wandered off and bought lobsters for the #aesthetic !!!!!!! ]

We're gonna eat crab!!

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[ He's an artist...!!! ]

We are not eating crab...!!!

[alitaba]

[ WHERE DID HE EVEN KEEP THEM??? The bathtub?! ]

If we can't eat lobster
and we can't eat crab
what can we eat?
inari??

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Why couldn’t we get sushi? Do you have something against it all of a sudden?