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yusuke kitagawa

"I can't get to the phone right now. Please leave a message and I will respond post-haste."

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...

It's probably the power trip. Did you notice Haru didn't really play to win...?

[fiddlestick]

Not...really?

I remember I was a lap behind her, and she still hit me with a shell.

[fabrefactions]

Precisely.

I expect you will find she enjoys the chase rather than the act of winning. It is charming, if it is not happening to you I think.

[fiddlestick]

....I think you're the only one who would find it charming.

[fabrefactions]

Haru is always charming.

[fiddlestick]

[UH-]

Of course she is!

[fabrefactions]

Correct. She is strong, but sweet as well. It is a very charming combination.

[ GOOD SAVE, ELLIOT. ]

[fiddlestick]

[HE FEELS LIKE HE NARROWLY AVOIDED DEATH...]

Yeah! She's pretty incredible.

[fabrefactions]

[ He did. ]

She is. At Lario Kart as well, in her own way.

[fiddlestick]

[...]

So does that mean you want to be there when we play...?

[fabrefactions]

Absolutely not.

[ He's not a masochist, Elliot. ]

[fiddlestick]

Ok.

[Worth a shot]

[fabrefactions]

I would recommend suggesting they don't play Rainbow Road.

[ ... and then, because he's not a dick. ]

... I will come along, but I'm not playing this time. Genuinely, I do have some project work to be doing.

[fiddlestick]

Really?

Are you sure?? [Yusuke you're too good]

[fabrefactions]

Yes. But my attention will be wholly on my tablet, so while I will be there physically, it will more be in spirit.

If that makes sense.

[fiddlestick]

It does! And that's fine.

[At least for him. If the others are insistent he plays, well that's on them not him]

Thanks Yusuke. I really appreciate it.

[fabrefactions]

[ He has commissions to do, they can ask all they want. He won't listen. ]

Those who have suffered can support each other.

[fiddlestick]

[More bodypillows you mean]

Haha, right!

[fabrefactions]

[ He is never doing bodypillows again because if he does, Sanji will find out and start asking for one again. He cannot deal. ]

That, and if we have to tackle Haru to survive, two of us will be stronger than just one.

[ He's deadly serious. ]

[fiddlestick]

Um...

Don't take offense but...do you really have it in you to tackle Haru?

[fabrefactions]

Yes.

But I will be careful about it.

[fiddlestick]

[Repeatedly slamming that doubt button]

Ahaha...right.

I wasn't planning on tackling her, really...

[fabrefactions]

[ What's a little tackle between best friends? ]

You would be forgiven as long as the landing was soft.

[fiddlestick]

I'm flattered you think I'm strong enough to make anyone fall...

But I'll keep that in mind.

[fabrefactions]

The element of surprise is a powerful one.