Oi, you don't even know what we burned. Maybe it was our way of protecting the public.
[Sanji and Baren, upstanding citizens putting their reputations on the line for the common people.
Pay no attention to the amused smirk on Sanji's face, even when his ear is pulled.]
... Hn, guess I don't need to bring anything else. [He gives the pillow a thoughtful look now, silently detailing out the steps to this plan before shrugging]
Normally we'd want something to start the fire and help contain it, but I got both of those covered... this bullshit fire power of mine has been more helpful than I thought it'd be.
[ He tilts his head slightly, and brushes his lips against Sanji's jawline. It's difficult not to smile a little at his half-hearted insistence that all his pyromancy is for noble causes. ]
Nothing to carry the ashes in to dispose of them? No matter how useful your fire abilities are, burning this pillow will leave an unpleasant residue.
[W O W Sanji has been nothing but good to Yusuke and he retaliates by elbow nudging him. Such rudeness.
... Also, everyone on this room knows Sanji's kinda ticklish so he is going to squirm and escape to the couch, so there's at least a foot of distance between them. B|]
A-anyway! Let's get this shitty act off the road.
[Grabbing the pillow with Yusuke's likeness on it... tilting his head]
Should I take a picture for prosperity, or would you kill me if I did that?
[Sanji really would've been fine taking no pictures, but he can't help but smirk with the permission given.]
Renard, you spoil me.
[Because he is so whipping out his phone to take a picture of this monstrosity, forever preserved in the shadows until the moment Sanji decides to remind Yusuke this once existed.
... That would be the ultimate form of betrayal, wouldn't it?
[Sanji doesn't sound that fussed? But then again, this is the type of shit Baren would absolutely terrorize him with, so he's just developed a thick skin to it.]
C'mon, let's get this over with-- oh right, you wanted a trash bag, too...
[Alright, he'll make a pit stop to the kitchen to grab one, and now they can be off!]
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[ And honestly, genuinely, he does see. It all makes sense. But he does tweak Sanji's ear, gently. ]
That is not an excuse for wanton pyromancy of the intentional kind, but it feels a few months too late to be emphasising this.
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[Sanji and Baren, upstanding citizens putting their reputations on the line for the common people.
Pay no attention to the amused smirk on Sanji's face, even when his ear is pulled.]
... Hn, guess I don't need to bring anything else. [He gives the pillow a thoughtful look now, silently detailing out the steps to this plan before shrugging]
Normally we'd want something to start the fire and help contain it, but I got both of those covered... this bullshit fire power of mine has been more helpful than I thought it'd be.
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[ He tilts his head slightly, and brushes his lips against Sanji's jawline. It's difficult not to smile a little at his half-hearted insistence that all his pyromancy is for noble causes. ]
Nothing to carry the ashes in to dispose of them? No matter how useful your fire abilities are, burning this pillow will leave an unpleasant residue.
YES I AM SLAMMING BACK INTO THIS
[Kiiiinda implying that Sanji never took those measures before and just let the ashes fly where they wanted. Sorry, your man ain't a boyscout, Yusuke.
-- And then just. Abruptly leaning his weight into Yusuke, snickering]
Unless you'd prefer an urn to mourn its passing.
[Heheheh. Hehehehehe....]
IT IS FITTING THAT FOR HALLOWEEN WE REVIVE OLD THREADS. also YES!!!
[ WHAT KIND OF HEATHEN ARE YOU SANJI. And then he purposely nudges him in the side. His elbows are probably bony as shit, RIP. ]
I'm sure I will mourn it in my own way. [ Aka Not At All. ]
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... Also, everyone on this room knows Sanji's kinda ticklish so he is going to squirm and escape to the couch, so there's at least a foot of distance between them. B|]
A-anyway! Let's get this shitty act off the road.
[Grabbing the pillow with Yusuke's likeness on it... tilting his head]
Should I take a picture for prosperity, or would you kill me if I did that?
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...
Are you going to be showing it around to random people?
[ The answer should be "no", by the way. Do not show pictures around. ]
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[He seems very adamant about this, so that is. A good thing!
Maybe]
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One photo. Just one.
[ And he will check your pictures to make sure it is just one, mister. This is trust. ]
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Renard, you spoil me.
[Because he is so whipping out his phone to take a picture of this monstrosity, forever preserved in the shadows until the moment Sanji decides to remind Yusuke this once existed.
#blessed]
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...
Yes, I beginning to think I do.
[ Sigh. ]
This can never be seen by anyone else. Ever.
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[EXCEPT TO YOU, YUSUKE, this is your last chance to adjust that statement.]
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That's a relief then. All there is to concern myself with is finding who created it in the first place...
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[He's just saying, man. Also, now that he's done taking his photos, it's time to hoist that body pillow off the couch again.]
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[ Oh. And there it does. Time to vanish from this earth, pillow. ]
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[Sanji doesn't sound that fussed? But then again, this is the type of shit Baren would absolutely terrorize him with, so he's just developed a thick skin to it.]
C'mon, let's get this over with-- oh right, you wanted a trash bag, too...
[Alright, he'll make a pit stop to the kitchen to grab one, and now they can be off!]
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[ He just stares at Sanji as he gets the trash bag and ... well. Finally. His freedom will occur. ]
The sooner we get this over with, the better.