[Grinning at that response, this is honestly why Sanji will offer dubious services to Yusuke and his friends. Gotta use his questionable skill set for someone]
Fair enough. Though if it does get that bad, try not to leave me out of the fun.
[ Yusuke swings his legs off the sofa - and Chou finally decides enough is enough and she is LEAVING to go and find somewhere else to sprawl out and be queenly instead. A true shame, his heart hurt to see her leave.
But he takes the chance to move off the sofa, sneak up behind Sanji - albeit not in the sneakiest many - and slip his arms around his waist. ]
I doubt I would be able to stop you from getting involved.
And yeah no, Yusuke, you're not sneaky. Sanji also doesn't mind hugs from behind, either, and ends up leaning back against his boyfriend while he continues cleaning his knife, more a calming, repetitive gesture than for any real need.]
I would hardly want Eren to be imprisoned for crimes he did not commit. So, I would be unlikely to feel the urge to stop you.
[ ...
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oh Sanji.
You fool.
He can't see the way Yusuke's eyes almost glint from here. ]
Did you know some people consider it an art form? [ You can't even run. ] I did some research after the conversation the house had the other month, and there are photography books and papers on the whole topic. It was very interesting, much like life drawing it's oddly humbling to see how the human body continues to inspire in so many different ways--
Yusuke-- [And his boyfriend is off and running, the interjection quickly lost as Yusuke bestows onto Sanji more information than he expected to know about the history and artistic applications of bondage. Sanji's patient, though, letting this continue for a couple of minutes before Yusuke thankfully has to take a breath, and then--]
[Do they ever stay on topic? Maybe if the subject is body pillows, and the stray thought causes Sanji to huff out an amused chuckle, one Yusuke probably feels rather than hears.]
Didn't mean to make you uncomfortable if I did.
[Like... he doubts it? Yusuke matches Sanji in bluntness, if not outright beats him in that department. Still, he wants to be sure and leans his head against the other's.]
[ He leans in as well, gently bumping his head against Sanji's. ]
If I were uncomfortable, I would say so. Come to think of it, it's not a conversation we've really had in general, so perhaps it's the sort of thing that needs discussion eventually.
[ ... ]
But not in the context of giant Erens stepping on people, or fifty shades of grey.
Well, yeah, when you put it like that, kinda sounds creepy.
[How the fuck did they get from Eren to bondage? Why must Yusuke's friends be the catalyst for so much kinky shit?]
In any case, they've got nothing to pin Eren with, it's not like he's the only suspect... shit, he's not even a suspect without some good evidence or a grudge aimed at him.
Why not give him a text? Don't know how often he pays attention to his phone though...
[If Sanji could hazard a guess, he'd imagine getting Elliot on the phone is as tricky as getting Yusuke on it sometimes. These guys and their hobbies.]
[ But he has to? Untangle his arms from Sanji's waist? This seems like an unfair deal. But he'll do his best to get his phone out and replace his arms where they were before and try to text Elliot while still hugging Sanji.
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But we agree he wouldn't purposely harm someone, not like this.
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Lemme know if I gotta bust him out of jail if shit gets nasty.
[Just
casually admitting he'd break the law for the sake of Yusuke's friend.
As you do.]
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[ AS
YOU DO.
How romantic though. Bless. ]
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[Grinning at that response, this is honestly why Sanji will offer dubious services to Yusuke and his friends. Gotta use his questionable skill set for someone]
Fair enough. Though if it does get that bad, try not to leave me out of the fun.
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But he takes the chance to move off the sofa, sneak up behind Sanji - albeit not in the sneakiest many - and slip his arms around his waist. ]
I doubt I would be able to stop you from getting involved.
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[He's not that unmanageable! ... Usually.
And yeah no, Yusuke, you're not sneaky. Sanji also doesn't mind hugs from behind, either, and ends up leaning back against his boyfriend while he continues cleaning his knife, more a calming, repetitive gesture than for any real need.]
...
So.
What's your thoughts on bondage?
[G O D.]
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[ ...
...
...
oh Sanji.
You fool.
He can't see the way Yusuke's eyes almost glint from here. ]
Did you know some people consider it an art form? [ You can't even run. ] I did some research after the conversation the house had the other month, and there are photography books and papers on the whole topic. It was very interesting, much like life drawing it's oddly humbling to see how the human body continues to inspire in so many different ways--
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A mistake was made]
Yusuke-- [And his boyfriend is off and running, the interjection quickly lost as Yusuke bestows onto Sanji more information than he expected to know about the history and artistic applications of bondage. Sanji's patient, though, letting this continue for a couple of minutes before Yusuke thankfully has to take a breath, and then--]
Renard.
[Reaching behind him to ruffle the other's hair]
I meant sex.
[Ya goddamn nerd.]
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Oh.
[ ... Well now he has to think about it? ]
I suppose I don't really have any thoughts on it. Other than that those movies don't seem to be a good introduction to it.
[ At least he's honest? ]
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[Which, y'know, a fair statement.]
I'm familiar enough with rope, just never used it for... those purposes.
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[ Hm. ]
So, I am assuming you're not going to be angrily lecturing me on freedom and the importance of, then.
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[TELL HIM HE'S WRONG, YUSUKE.
HE DARES YOU.]
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I did just talk nonstop about the art of shibari and the human form, so. Yes?
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Alright, fine.
[-- WhAT]
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Why do I feel like I just verbally signed some sort of contract?
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[Sanji is not a disgusting fucker like Christian, thank the gods]
I just don't mind if you do.
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Alright. I'll keep that in mind then. The reverse would be fine as well, if given enough prior-warning.
[ ... And then he kinda just. Buries his head against Sanji's shoulder. Hm. ]
I feel our topic has shifted quite a lot.
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[Do they ever stay on topic? Maybe if the subject is body pillows, and the stray thought causes Sanji to huff out an amused chuckle, one Yusuke probably feels rather than hears.]
Didn't mean to make you uncomfortable if I did.
[Like... he doubts it? Yusuke matches Sanji in bluntness, if not outright beats him in that department. Still, he wants to be sure and leans his head against the other's.]
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[ He leans in as well, gently bumping his head against Sanji's. ]
If I were uncomfortable, I would say so. Come to think of it, it's not a conversation we've really had in general, so perhaps it's the sort of thing that needs discussion eventually.
[ ... ]
But not in the context of giant Erens stepping on people, or fifty shades of grey.
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[How the fuck did they get from Eren to bondage? Why must Yusuke's friends be the catalyst for so much kinky shit?]
In any case, they've got nothing to pin Eren with, it's not like he's the only suspect... shit, he's not even a suspect without some good evidence or a grudge aimed at him.
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[ A thought. ]
It's strange though, to hear it. I hope Elliot is alright.
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[Not being accusatory; he just assumed Yusuke had seen Elliot by now]
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[ He usually would have. ]
Of all the days to not have run into him, it would be one like today.
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[If Sanji could hazard a guess, he'd imagine getting Elliot on the phone is as tricky as getting Yusuke on it sometimes. These guys and their hobbies.]
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[ But he has to? Untangle his arms from Sanji's waist? This seems like an unfair deal. But he'll do his best to get his phone out and replace his arms where they were before and try to text Elliot while still hugging Sanji.
HOW CAN THIS GO WRONG. ]
He sometimes does. He will see it at some point.
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