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yusuke kitagawa

"I can't get to the phone right now. Please leave a message and I will respond post-haste."

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[mercurio]

can anyone confirm this??

[fabrefactions]

... what am I confirming?

i'm a fool

[mercurio]

the secret menu at crow's nest!!
"dark lunch"??
what the hell does that even include they have like the most limited food choices as it were
apparently you know it's happening when kenny crow's statue isn't on the bench as usual wtf

petpet

[fabrefactions]

[... He's still so lost???]

I really don't know what you're talking about.
Are you sure you meant to send me a message in the first place?

[mercurio]

don't hesitate
we need to figure out what this is about

[fabrefactions]

[why]

Okay??
...
...

... Perhaps it's the ingredients used? Dark colours to make dark food.

[mercurio]

that's way too innocent and anti-climatic
how about meat source?

[fabrefactions]

Why are you so insistent it has to be something sinister?

[mercurio]

because no one in their right mind could fathom kenny not being some creepy urban legend creature

[fabrefactions]

Why use a creepy urban legend to advertise a business? Surely that would drive customers away rather than bring them in?

[mercurio]

oh but i like kenny

[fabrefactions]

[????]

You just said he was creepy...?

[mercurio]

i can like him even if he's creepy!

[fabrefactions]

That is not usually the point of something being creepy. It's meant to unnerve and linger in the mind not invoke feelings of... appreciation or fondness?

[mercurio]

unless it's "cute-creepy"?

[fabrefactions]

Is that even a thing?

[mercurio]

some people are like that
i still think we should investigate
cmon noah

[fabrefactions]

I am not Noah.

[mercurio]

..this explains much

[fabrefactions]

I did ask if you were contacting the right person.

[mercurio]

turns out i was
but it doesn't mean you don't have an opinion on kenny?

[fabrefactions]

I actually have no idea who Kenny is.

[Plot twist.]

[mercurio]

seriously? we should go

[fabrefactions]

Is inviting complete strangers out something you do frequently?

[mercurio]

not always