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yusuke kitagawa

"I can't get to the phone right now. Please leave a message and I will respond post-haste."

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I had noticed that particular theme before, yes. Surely they would think to change things up a little, or you'd be aware of what was going to happen to everyone just by looking at them - who dies first, what actions will get you killed, etc.

[Disappointing.

He has Haru for cuddles and company. Also, is still completely oblivious so what can you do?]

I'm sure I will survive. Even if the grammar was absolutely appalling.

[youraffection]

im pretty sure they just want an excuse to put tits on screen
but hey on the upside the virgins all get 2 live so ud be set

[ He's trying to be funny but it's not like he's any different.

Haru cuddles...envious. ]

idk man that sounds harsh
i owe u a drink

[fabrefactions]

Sex sells. That's been fairly proven, after all.

[Um. Rude.]

We would both survive until the end it seems. Small victories, I suppose.

[He will bring out the ice burns if he has to, Yosuke. Don't think he won't.

You can have cuddles with Yu. Cuddles are readily available to both of them.]

What doesn't destroy you mentally makes you stronger.
I will grow from my experiences.

[youraffection]

wouldnt u rather go out with a bang
wow did i really type that
plz let me die
the twins r rubbing off on me

[ The puns are killing him.

Also he loves Yu but Yu doesn't have boobs. Which is good. But still. ]

so ur like building immunity to mediocrity or something

[fabrefactions]

You really typed that.
I'm glad your friendships are influencing you in new, exciting and positive ways.

[y u s u k e.

Please. If Yosuke asked Yu to wear a bra and stuff it, he totally would.]

An attempt was made, but I don't think I will be continuing the endeavour.

[youraffection]

no this is bs
ive fallen 2 far just let me die in obscurity

[ THAT DOESN'T MEAN HE WANTS YU TO DO IT. ]

thats prob smart
like stabbing an outlet and hoping u wont get shocked the 2nd time

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Embrace your new self, Yosuke. Change is good.

[Look, you're already becoming MORE extra.

And wow. Rude. If your boyfriend goes to the trouble of stuffing bra for you, then?? Appreciate it??]

I would hope I was self aware to know that stabbing an outlet would cause electrocution.

... But I suppose I did read the first book regardless, so perhaps not.

[youraffection]

not all change

[ HOW CAN HE APPRECIATE IT BOYFRIENDS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO HAVE BOOBS ]

i was gonna say i think ur already a glutton 4 punishment tbh
better b careful

[fabrefactions]

Provided your change is not encouraging steps backwards, perhaps.

[love your boyfriend no matter what]

I will be self aware and do my best.

[youraffection]

hey ive grown a lot
im almost taller than u

[ No he isn't. ]

should we put covers on the outlets just in case

[fabrefactions]

No you're not.

[pls.]

Do you have need of them?

[youraffection]

hey im the 1 looking out 4 u!

[fabrefactions]

I do not need child protection covers over outlets, don't be ridiculous.

[youraffection]

hey hey
im just sayin
1 bad decision can lead 2 another

[fabrefactions]

I will be sure not to stick any metal implements in live sockets. As I have been sure not to do for my entire life, if you are that concerned.

[youraffection]

well i was a little worried but i feel better now

[fabrefactions]

... Were you actually worried?

[youraffection]

lol
dude ofc not
im just messing with u

[fabrefactions]

[> doubt]

if you say so.