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yusuke kitagawa

"I can't get to the phone right now. Please leave a message and I will respond post-haste."

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[At the mention of Haru

Sanji feels a winter chill blow down his shirt and envelop him in ice]

yea she probably would

is it the housemate who kills with coffee?

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[ oh come on she's not that terrifying



maybe like

... 50% as terrifying as sanji's thinking ]

She treats them like they're royalty. It'd be fitting.

No, the one who offered that particular poisoned chalice.

[concasse]

in that case maybe i should ask her for advice

aaaaah that one

i still owe him back for that

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If given the chance, Haru will tell you all about her beloved cats.

...

... To be fair, you were warned.

[concasse]

wow and again u abandon me

first the cat

now the devil

kinda feeling under appreciated here

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I'm only speaking the truth - you literally gambled on drinking it or not.

[concasse]

yea but ur supposed to support my bad decisions anyway

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Elliot's coffee is a poor decision I wouldn't wish on anyone, honestly.

[concasse]

yea ngl i'm kinda impressed

wonder if he could teach me how to do that

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You could ask him. But at this point it feels like a personalised talent, really. Or curse.

[concasse]

eh i should probably learn how to cook properly before i learn how to kill with it

somehow i'm thinking the latter isn't satisfying either

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I will put in a veto on taste testing your attempts at knock-out coffee, if I may.

[concasse]

ur excused

who else am i gonna send pictures of chou to

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How generous.

I am glad to have my uses, I suppose.

[concasse]

[sending this without comment :)]

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[ this is like a personal attack?? ]

You rescued your hands then from a certain death-by-kitten?

[concasse]

the secret to freedom was rubbing her belly

who knew

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Unless she's lulling you into a false sense of security before she strikes again.

[concasse]

wouldn't put it past her

tho if ur gonna give her ideas like that, maybe u shouldn't meet her...

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...

You can't spend all this time singing the praises of your cat, then try and tell me I'm not allowed to meet her.

[concasse]

i mean if u can promise not to spoil her immediately then maybe

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Is that an impossible promise to make?

[ Considering this cat took about 2.4 seconds to wrap Sanji completely around her paws.... ]

[concasse]

let's just say i'm not expecting any miracles

but do ur best

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I feel as though I am being unfairly set up to fail in this scenario.

[concasse]

but can u really fail when kittens r involved?