Is it important to know the bondage vendetta habits of my friend's boyfriend and by extension my friend;s desire or lack of for such things?
[ He will have to adjust his expectations. This is very forward. He doesn't even know Sanji's thoughts on bondage, yet now he will know all about the pros and cons of bondage in Eren's eyes.
It's a good thing trust and true love bla bla bla. ]
...
You're quite hung up on the bondage aspect of this. I meant it in that... Eren is big on freedom, he wouldn't take someone else's away. Besides, it would break Elliot's heart and he wouldn't dare do that.
It's because it's hilarious. All the shit I end up finding out about your friends...
[When in doubt, assume Sanji finds something funny. It accounts for literally 50% of his behavior at all times. As if to cement this truth, Sanji turns a grin over his shoulder, not looking fussed by his own lowkey assholery.]
But yeah, yeah, I see what you're getting at. It's unlikely Eren would do some shit like kill someone.
[...]
Besides, wouldn't he just... y'know. Turn into a giant and step on 'em? Stabbing looks so shitty mundane in comparison.
[Sanji, for the love of god, stop being so chill when discussing death and murder]
Out of all the strange things that have happened here-- [ LIKE THE LITERAL, LITERAL 8-BITNESS OF THEIR LIVES RIGHT NOW. ] -- this the hill you've chosen to pitch your tent on.
[ Ok.
Yusuke shifts to peer over the back of the sofa, and Chou yowls in rage. HOW. DARE. HE. ]
... Naked giants stepping on people is pre-dinner discussion for you?
[Grinning at that response, this is honestly why Sanji will offer dubious services to Yusuke and his friends. Gotta use his questionable skill set for someone]
Fair enough. Though if it does get that bad, try not to leave me out of the fun.
[ Yusuke swings his legs off the sofa - and Chou finally decides enough is enough and she is LEAVING to go and find somewhere else to sprawl out and be queenly instead. A true shame, his heart hurt to see her leave.
But he takes the chance to move off the sofa, sneak up behind Sanji - albeit not in the sneakiest many - and slip his arms around his waist. ]
I doubt I would be able to stop you from getting involved.
And yeah no, Yusuke, you're not sneaky. Sanji also doesn't mind hugs from behind, either, and ends up leaning back against his boyfriend while he continues cleaning his knife, more a calming, repetitive gesture than for any real need.]
I would hardly want Eren to be imprisoned for crimes he did not commit. So, I would be unlikely to feel the urge to stop you.
[ ...
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oh Sanji.
You fool.
He can't see the way Yusuke's eyes almost glint from here. ]
Did you know some people consider it an art form? [ You can't even run. ] I did some research after the conversation the house had the other month, and there are photography books and papers on the whole topic. It was very interesting, much like life drawing it's oddly humbling to see how the human body continues to inspire in so many different ways--
Yusuke-- [And his boyfriend is off and running, the interjection quickly lost as Yusuke bestows onto Sanji more information than he expected to know about the history and artistic applications of bondage. Sanji's patient, though, letting this continue for a couple of minutes before Yusuke thankfully has to take a breath, and then--]
[Do they ever stay on topic? Maybe if the subject is body pillows, and the stray thought causes Sanji to huff out an amused chuckle, one Yusuke probably feels rather than hears.]
Didn't mean to make you uncomfortable if I did.
[Like... he doubts it? Yusuke matches Sanji in bluntness, if not outright beats him in that department. Still, he wants to be sure and leans his head against the other's.]
[ He leans in as well, gently bumping his head against Sanji's. ]
If I were uncomfortable, I would say so. Come to think of it, it's not a conversation we've really had in general, so perhaps it's the sort of thing that needs discussion eventually.
[ ... ]
But not in the context of giant Erens stepping on people, or fifty shades of grey.
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[ He will have to adjust his expectations. This is very forward. He doesn't even know Sanji's thoughts on bondage, yet now he will know all about the pros and cons of bondage in Eren's eyes.
It's a good thing trust and true love bla bla bla. ]
...
You're quite hung up on the bondage aspect of this. I meant it in that... Eren is big on freedom, he wouldn't take someone else's away. Besides, it would break Elliot's heart and he wouldn't dare do that.
[ Scary. ]
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[When in doubt, assume Sanji finds something funny. It accounts for literally 50% of his behavior at all times. As if to cement this truth, Sanji turns a grin over his shoulder, not looking fussed by his own lowkey assholery.]
But yeah, yeah, I see what you're getting at. It's unlikely Eren would do some shit like kill someone.
[...]
Besides, wouldn't he just... y'know. Turn into a giant and step on 'em? Stabbing looks so shitty mundane in comparison.
[Sanji, for the love of god, stop being so chill when discussing death and murder]
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[ Excuse.
He's leaving and he's keeping the cat. ]
... True. He has other ways to commit such an act that would be harder to pin down and explain away. [ ...
... yeah, wait. ]
And you think I have strange conversations with my friends.
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[N A K E D. Sanji will never let that go. If he does, assume he's been kidnapped]
What we got going right now is perfectly acceptable pre-dinner discussion.
[...
Yeah he's full of shit.]
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[ Ok.
Yusuke shifts to peer over the back of the sofa, and Chou yowls in rage. HOW. DARE. HE. ]
... Naked giants stepping on people is pre-dinner discussion for you?
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[This is a step up in the world, he seems to imply, shrugging all the while.]
And I'm so desensitized to the shit going on outside... so yeah, Eren's naked giant form wins this round.
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But we agree he wouldn't purposely harm someone, not like this.
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Lemme know if I gotta bust him out of jail if shit gets nasty.
[Just
casually admitting he'd break the law for the sake of Yusuke's friend.
As you do.]
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[ AS
YOU DO.
How romantic though. Bless. ]
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[Grinning at that response, this is honestly why Sanji will offer dubious services to Yusuke and his friends. Gotta use his questionable skill set for someone]
Fair enough. Though if it does get that bad, try not to leave me out of the fun.
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But he takes the chance to move off the sofa, sneak up behind Sanji - albeit not in the sneakiest many - and slip his arms around his waist. ]
I doubt I would be able to stop you from getting involved.
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[He's not that unmanageable! ... Usually.
And yeah no, Yusuke, you're not sneaky. Sanji also doesn't mind hugs from behind, either, and ends up leaning back against his boyfriend while he continues cleaning his knife, more a calming, repetitive gesture than for any real need.]
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So.
What's your thoughts on bondage?
[G O D.]
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[ ...
...
...
oh Sanji.
You fool.
He can't see the way Yusuke's eyes almost glint from here. ]
Did you know some people consider it an art form? [ You can't even run. ] I did some research after the conversation the house had the other month, and there are photography books and papers on the whole topic. It was very interesting, much like life drawing it's oddly humbling to see how the human body continues to inspire in so many different ways--
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A mistake was made]
Yusuke-- [And his boyfriend is off and running, the interjection quickly lost as Yusuke bestows onto Sanji more information than he expected to know about the history and artistic applications of bondage. Sanji's patient, though, letting this continue for a couple of minutes before Yusuke thankfully has to take a breath, and then--]
Renard.
[Reaching behind him to ruffle the other's hair]
I meant sex.
[Ya goddamn nerd.]
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Oh.
[ ... Well now he has to think about it? ]
I suppose I don't really have any thoughts on it. Other than that those movies don't seem to be a good introduction to it.
[ At least he's honest? ]
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[Which, y'know, a fair statement.]
I'm familiar enough with rope, just never used it for... those purposes.
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[ Hm. ]
So, I am assuming you're not going to be angrily lecturing me on freedom and the importance of, then.
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[TELL HIM HE'S WRONG, YUSUKE.
HE DARES YOU.]
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I did just talk nonstop about the art of shibari and the human form, so. Yes?
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Alright, fine.
[-- WhAT]
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...
Why do I feel like I just verbally signed some sort of contract?
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[Sanji is not a disgusting fucker like Christian, thank the gods]
I just don't mind if you do.
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Alright. I'll keep that in mind then. The reverse would be fine as well, if given enough prior-warning.
[ ... And then he kinda just. Buries his head against Sanji's shoulder. Hm. ]
I feel our topic has shifted quite a lot.
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[Do they ever stay on topic? Maybe if the subject is body pillows, and the stray thought causes Sanji to huff out an amused chuckle, one Yusuke probably feels rather than hears.]
Didn't mean to make you uncomfortable if I did.
[Like... he doubts it? Yusuke matches Sanji in bluntness, if not outright beats him in that department. Still, he wants to be sure and leans his head against the other's.]
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[ He leans in as well, gently bumping his head against Sanji's. ]
If I were uncomfortable, I would say so. Come to think of it, it's not a conversation we've really had in general, so perhaps it's the sort of thing that needs discussion eventually.
[ ... ]
But not in the context of giant Erens stepping on people, or fifty shades of grey.
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