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omg right
i mean i totally get it if like everyone is gonna die so ur like fuck it one last bone
but yea beyond that running from zombies seems more important

[ He's thought about this. ]

lol right
rl doesnt even work out like that

[ Says the guy who as in a love triangle and had no idea.

But if it were that easy he wouldn't be having a crisis, Yusuke. Not everyone can be that chill.]

wait
r u saying u read it

I can see the logic behind one last action before you die, yes. But if you're on the run or trying to survive and are taken out because you were busy making eyes at a companion, then you only have yourself to blame.

[He can tell.]

Correct. Love triangles seem ... overly dramatic and pointless. Are there really scenarios like that in real life?

[if only Yosuke was aware, he could tell him all about it.
try it though. being chill is fairly good. i mean, it also means he has no idea if/when someone does like him because he's so busy being oblivious but... at least you won't be stuck in a perpetual sexuality crisis?]

I flipped through the first book in the shop to see what the fuss was all about.

I still do not see what all the fuss was about.

dude thats like the basis of half of the horror movies out there
dumb teens fucking and getting cut in half with a chainsaw
a tale as old as time

[ Or...something like that. ]

no way
2 much drama

[ That sounds much less stressful but also lonely. Like kisses are awesome, Yusuke. Have you ever tried? They're pretty damn awesome. ]

omg
im so sorry man
r u in need of an exorcism

I had noticed that particular theme before, yes. Surely they would think to change things up a little, or you'd be aware of what was going to happen to everyone just by looking at them - who dies first, what actions will get you killed, etc.

[Disappointing.

He has Haru for cuddles and company. Also, is still completely oblivious so what can you do?]

I'm sure I will survive. Even if the grammar was absolutely appalling.

im pretty sure they just want an excuse to put tits on screen
but hey on the upside the virgins all get 2 live so ud be set

[ He's trying to be funny but it's not like he's any different.

Haru cuddles...envious. ]

idk man that sounds harsh
i owe u a drink

Sex sells. That's been fairly proven, after all.

[Um. Rude.]

We would both survive until the end it seems. Small victories, I suppose.

[He will bring out the ice burns if he has to, Yosuke. Don't think he won't.

You can have cuddles with Yu. Cuddles are readily available to both of them.]

What doesn't destroy you mentally makes you stronger.
I will grow from my experiences.

wouldnt u rather go out with a bang
wow did i really type that
plz let me die
the twins r rubbing off on me

[ The puns are killing him.

Also he loves Yu but Yu doesn't have boobs. Which is good. But still. ]

so ur like building immunity to mediocrity or something

You really typed that.
I'm glad your friendships are influencing you in new, exciting and positive ways.

[y u s u k e.

Please. If Yosuke asked Yu to wear a bra and stuff it, he totally would.]

An attempt was made, but I don't think I will be continuing the endeavour.

no this is bs
ive fallen 2 far just let me die in obscurity

[ THAT DOESN'T MEAN HE WANTS YU TO DO IT. ]

thats prob smart
like stabbing an outlet and hoping u wont get shocked the 2nd time

Embrace your new self, Yosuke. Change is good.

[Look, you're already becoming MORE extra.

And wow. Rude. If your boyfriend goes to the trouble of stuffing bra for you, then?? Appreciate it??]

I would hope I was self aware to know that stabbing an outlet would cause electrocution.

... But I suppose I did read the first book regardless, so perhaps not.

not all change

[ HOW CAN HE APPRECIATE IT BOYFRIENDS AREN'T SUPPOSED TO HAVE BOOBS ]

i was gonna say i think ur already a glutton 4 punishment tbh
better b careful