Yusuke "shibari is an art form" Kitagawa (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
fabrefactions) wrote2017-08-26 12:53 pm
fabrefactions) wrote2017-08-26 12:53 pm
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Precisely. I think that means we can strike him off the list. You'd recognise him, given who his twin is.
[ .................................. He sets Chou down, and she immediately baps the body pillow instead. Then he puts his hands directly on Sanji's shoulders. ]
Burn it.
[ Please. Do it for him. ]
[ .................................. He sets Chou down, and she immediately baps the body pillow instead. Then he puts his hands directly on Sanji's shoulders. ]
Burn it.
[ Please. Do it for him. ]
[ Mmrgh. Yusuke leans forwards, bumping his forehead against Sanjiās shoulder. In a weird way, immediately agreeing to burn the pillow might be one of the sweetest things heās done?? Maybe?? In a weird, roundabout way. ]
āUpsetā is a little... [ Heās pulling a thoughtful face but heās also pulling it directly into Sanjiās shirt so it will remain a mystery expression. ]
Thereās probably a funny side to it, itās just.... weird right now? [ He turns his head to glance befween Chou and The Thing On The Sofa, which she seems to be fine with, and Sanji. ] And frustrating neither of us are sure who made it.
[ ....... ]
Besides if you ever got rid of it youād have to burn it anyway. That thing canāt be sat around in a trash heap, itād be too embarrassing.
āUpsetā is a little... [ Heās pulling a thoughtful face but heās also pulling it directly into Sanjiās shirt so it will remain a mystery expression. ]
Thereās probably a funny side to it, itās just.... weird right now? [ He turns his head to glance befween Chou and The Thing On The Sofa, which she seems to be fine with, and Sanji. ] And frustrating neither of us are sure who made it.
[ ....... ]
Besides if you ever got rid of it youād have to burn it anyway. That thing canāt be sat around in a trash heap, itād be too embarrassing.
[It's not everyday you get to burn the body pillow of your boyfriend commissioned by someone else. This has gotta be a first in the history of the human race.
Regardless, Yusuke's despair only gets a huff of amusement and a shoulder pat, Sanji allowing the other to burrow his face into his shoulder.]
Well, it'd be pretty harsh to toss this shit in the garbage where it'd slowly decompose... with your face on it.
[See now that it's on Sanji's mind, he doesn't approve.
Yes, let's give this body pillow a hero's death.]
Regardless, Yusuke's despair only gets a huff of amusement and a shoulder pat, Sanji allowing the other to burrow his face into his shoulder.]
Well, it'd be pretty harsh to toss this shit in the garbage where it'd slowly decompose... with your face on it.
[See now that it's on Sanji's mind, he doesn't approve.
Yes, let's give this body pillow a hero's death.]
[ From somewhere in he depths of Sanji's shoulder: ]
Should I be concerned of how willing and eager you are to torch my likeness?
[ But. Well. He did ask for it. ]
Should I be concerned of how willing and eager you are to torch my likeness?
[ But. Well. He did ask for it. ]
[omfg Yusuke don't pout at him like this.]
You know damn well my natural default is to be on fire anyway.
[Sanji kinda doesn't care about the world all that much and probably wouldn't care if it torched. News at 11.]
Oi, c'mon, the sooner we get rid of it, the sooner you can stop having an anxiety attack.
You know damn well my natural default is to be on fire anyway.
[Sanji kinda doesn't care about the world all that much and probably wouldn't care if it torched. News at 11.]
Oi, c'mon, the sooner we get rid of it, the sooner you can stop having an anxiety attack.
Edited 2018-09-05 19:10 (UTC)
[ But Yusuke likes the world??? ]
... Right. Are there any rules against lighting things up in public here that would should be aware of?
[ And if so, how do you manage it, Sanji? ]
... Right. Are there any rules against lighting things up in public here that would should be aware of?
[ And if so, how do you manage it, Sanji? ]
Probably.
[Much as he'd rather Yusuke just lean on him a while longer, Sanji carefully dislodges his boyfriend so he can go fetch the body pillow, wrapping an arm around its middle while Chou watches grumpily. Hey that was hers...]
We'll have to avoid security cameras if we wanna do it close to the apartment. Otherwise just somewhere outta the shitty way?
[Much as he'd rather Yusuke just lean on him a while longer, Sanji carefully dislodges his boyfriend so he can go fetch the body pillow, wrapping an arm around its middle while Chou watches grumpily. Hey that was hers...]
We'll have to avoid security cameras if we wanna do it close to the apartment. Otherwise just somewhere outta the shitty way?
You immediately sound like you've considered and done this before.
[ He stops to tickle Chou under the chin. Sorry, little one. No one should be cursed with this pillow. ]
[ He stops to tickle Chou under the chin. Sorry, little one. No one should be cursed with this pillow. ]
Edited 2018-09-05 20:03 (UTC)
I see.
[ And honestly, genuinely, he does see. It all makes sense. But he does tweak Sanji's ear, gently. ]
That is not an excuse for wanton pyromancy of the intentional kind, but it feels a few months too late to be emphasising this.
[ And honestly, genuinely, he does see. It all makes sense. But he does tweak Sanji's ear, gently. ]
That is not an excuse for wanton pyromancy of the intentional kind, but it feels a few months too late to be emphasising this.
Oi, you don't even know what we burned. Maybe it was our way of protecting the public.
[Sanji and Baren, upstanding citizens putting their reputations on the line for the common people.
Pay no attention to the amused smirk on Sanji's face, even when his ear is pulled.]
... Hn, guess I don't need to bring anything else. [He gives the pillow a thoughtful look now, silently detailing out the steps to this plan before shrugging]
Normally we'd want something to start the fire and help contain it, but I got both of those covered... this bullshit fire power of mine has been more helpful than I thought it'd be.
[Sanji and Baren, upstanding citizens putting their reputations on the line for the common people.
Pay no attention to the amused smirk on Sanji's face, even when his ear is pulled.]
... Hn, guess I don't need to bring anything else. [He gives the pillow a thoughtful look now, silently detailing out the steps to this plan before shrugging]
Normally we'd want something to start the fire and help contain it, but I got both of those covered... this bullshit fire power of mine has been more helpful than I thought it'd be.
Mm. How noble of you.
[ He tilts his head slightly, and brushes his lips against Sanji's jawline. It's difficult not to smile a little at his half-hearted insistence that all his pyromancy is for noble causes. ]
Nothing to carry the ashes in to dispose of them? No matter how useful your fire abilities are, burning this pillow will leave an unpleasant residue.
[ He tilts his head slightly, and brushes his lips against Sanji's jawline. It's difficult not to smile a little at his half-hearted insistence that all his pyromancy is for noble causes. ]
Nothing to carry the ashes in to dispose of them? No matter how useful your fire abilities are, burning this pillow will leave an unpleasant residue.
... So.
[Glancing up from whatever he's putting together in the kitchen (listen, he's always in the kitchen or on the couch, there is no in-between), Sanji arches a brow in Yusuke's direction]
You think he did it?
[-- He knows damn well what the answer is going to be, for the record.]
[Glancing up from whatever he's putting together in the kitchen (listen, he's always in the kitchen or on the couch, there is no in-between), Sanji arches a brow in Yusuke's direction]
You think he did it?
[-- He knows damn well what the answer is going to be, for the record.]
[ Yusuke, on the other hand, doesn't even glance up. He has a cat on his stomach and is very focused on fluffing her chin. What a good cat. ]
Of course not.
[ Floof floof. ]
Eren is not the sort of person who would do something like that.
Of course not.
[ Floof floof. ]
Eren is not the sort of person who would do something like that.
[ Okay that does make him shift a little to stare at Sanji's back, a little flatly. ]
I'm not entirely certain how that's relevant.
But he is very focused on freedom and justice -- he was deeply angered by the mere idea of something like tying someone up for personal enjoyment. I couldn't imagine him taking away someone's freedom in a very permanent fashion.
[ Rewind that if you want to. ]
I'm not entirely certain how that's relevant.
But he is very focused on freedom and justice -- he was deeply angered by the mere idea of something like tying someone up for personal enjoyment. I couldn't imagine him taking away someone's freedom in a very permanent fashion.
[ Rewind that if you want to. ]
[Yusuke you're not even halfway through that sentence before Sanji is just
making a T with his hands calling for a time out]
Hold it--
[He has to put down his knife for this and face Yusuke properly]
You somehow know that Eren hates bondage.
[JUST GONNA SUM UP THE UNHOLINESS THAT WAS BROUGHT UPON HIS DOOR TODAY]
making a T with his hands calling for a time out]
Hold it--
[He has to put down his knife for this and face Yusuke properly]
You somehow know that Eren hates bondage.
[JUST GONNA SUM UP THE UNHOLINESS THAT WAS BROUGHT UPON HIS DOOR TODAY]
[ Oh, hello. If he has to know this knowledge, so does Sanji. That's what relationships are about right? Sharing? ]
Yes. Elliot asked him about it, after we watched Fifty Shades of Grey.
[ Enjoy that knowledge as well. ]
Yes. Elliot asked him about it, after we watched Fifty Shades of Grey.
[ Enjoy that knowledge as well. ]
Yes. It was a terrible movie, I don't recommend it.
[ Chou yowls and butts his hand for more attention, so there's a pause as he strokes her ears. ]
But there were some interesting discussions that came from it. Including one that led to us finding out Eren's rather negative opinion on people's freedom being encroached upon.
[ Chou yowls and butts his hand for more attention, so there's a pause as he strokes her ears. ]
But there were some interesting discussions that came from it. Including one that led to us finding out Eren's rather negative opinion on people's freedom being encroached upon.
I don't think so. He probably felt it was polite to ask?
[ I mean. That would be 100% Elliot's thing. "Hello, yes, I'm not interested in it personally but thought I should ask." ]
... Perhaps? I haven't thought to ask him the specifics of his vendetta against bondage.
[ RIP. ]
[ I mean. That would be 100% Elliot's thing. "Hello, yes, I'm not interested in it personally but thought I should ask." ]
... Perhaps? I haven't thought to ask him the specifics of his vendetta against bondage.
[ RIP. ]
Really? Missed opportunity.
[True love is not feeling threatened by the idea of your boyfriend discussing bondage with another person, we guess.
All of his amused jabbing aside, Sanji's expression sombers briefly as he returns to his knife, wiping it clean with a towel]
... But yeah, with an attitude like that, really can't see Eren stabbing anyone -- tch, not that he'd do it if he did like bondage, but...
[True love is not feeling threatened by the idea of your boyfriend discussing bondage with another person, we guess.
All of his amused jabbing aside, Sanji's expression sombers briefly as he returns to his knife, wiping it clean with a towel]
... But yeah, with an attitude like that, really can't see Eren stabbing anyone -- tch, not that he'd do it if he did like bondage, but...
Is it important to know the bondage vendetta habits of my friend's boyfriend and by extension my friend;s desire or lack of for such things?
[ He will have to adjust his expectations. This is very forward. He doesn't even know Sanji's thoughts on bondage, yet now he will know all about the pros and cons of bondage in Eren's eyes.
It's a good thing trust and true love bla bla bla. ]
...
You're quite hung up on the bondage aspect of this. I meant it in that... Eren is big on freedom, he wouldn't take someone else's away. Besides, it would break Elliot's heart and he wouldn't dare do that.
[ Scary. ]
[ He will have to adjust his expectations. This is very forward. He doesn't even know Sanji's thoughts on bondage, yet now he will know all about the pros and cons of bondage in Eren's eyes.
It's a good thing trust and true love bla bla bla. ]
...
You're quite hung up on the bondage aspect of this. I meant it in that... Eren is big on freedom, he wouldn't take someone else's away. Besides, it would break Elliot's heart and he wouldn't dare do that.
[ Scary. ]
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