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yusuke kitagawa

"I can't get to the phone right now. Please leave a message and I will respond post-haste."

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[ oh, there goes his phone again. with akira leaving, he glances down and...

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ah. That was an awkward time to go AWOL. But the follow up response? Is oddly cute. ]

Well the cat is making an excellent first impression, I have to say.

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... is this more study for your triva nights?

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when u say it like that, i'm afraid to let u two meet

and nah i just happened to know it





i'm not distracting u from a piece, am i?

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I seem to meet all cats, at some point. I know enough people with them.

I don't know much about ancient Egypt so... no, I wasn't aware. That sounds like something Haru would do for her cats...



No, I'm taking a break. [ ... as of this conversation, but oh well. ] And one of my housemates came in to talk.

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[At the mention of Haru

Sanji feels a winter chill blow down his shirt and envelop him in ice]

yea she probably would

is it the housemate who kills with coffee?

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[ oh come on she's not that terrifying



maybe like

... 50% as terrifying as sanji's thinking ]

She treats them like they're royalty. It'd be fitting.

No, the one who offered that particular poisoned chalice.

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in that case maybe i should ask her for advice

aaaaah that one

i still owe him back for that

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If given the chance, Haru will tell you all about her beloved cats.

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... To be fair, you were warned.

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wow and again u abandon me

first the cat

now the devil

kinda feeling under appreciated here

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I'm only speaking the truth - you literally gambled on drinking it or not.

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yea but ur supposed to support my bad decisions anyway

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Elliot's coffee is a poor decision I wouldn't wish on anyone, honestly.

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yea ngl i'm kinda impressed

wonder if he could teach me how to do that

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You could ask him. But at this point it feels like a personalised talent, really. Or curse.

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eh i should probably learn how to cook properly before i learn how to kill with it

somehow i'm thinking the latter isn't satisfying either

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I will put in a veto on taste testing your attempts at knock-out coffee, if I may.

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ur excused

who else am i gonna send pictures of chou to

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How generous.

I am glad to have my uses, I suppose.

[concasse]

[sending this without comment :)]

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[ this is like a personal attack?? ]

You rescued your hands then from a certain death-by-kitten?

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the secret to freedom was rubbing her belly

who knew

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Unless she's lulling you into a false sense of security before she strikes again.

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wouldn't put it past her

tho if ur gonna give her ideas like that, maybe u shouldn't meet her...

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You can't spend all this time singing the praises of your cat, then try and tell me I'm not allowed to meet her.

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i mean if u can promise not to spoil her immediately then maybe

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Is that an impossible promise to make?

[ Considering this cat took about 2.4 seconds to wrap Sanji completely around her paws.... ]