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You just appeared out of nowhere, and I thought you were in the kitchen??

[ Yusuke responds by turning his phone upside down because this is his phone?? ]

Cat pictures. [ It's not even a lie. ] And the need for a pause.

I was calling you earlier from the kitchen.

[ Boy.

Akira is quick to read the text before the phone is turned over, but doesn't say a word. He likes you, Yusuke. He'll be kind for your budding romance. ]

They must have been amazing cat pictures. [ To cause that twinkle in someone's eyes like that. Morrigan decides to settle on Yusuke now, having enough fun in the kitchen. Rest. ] Some of the chocolates are ready, so remember to pick some up when your thumbs need a break.

[ Don't mind if he leaves just like that. ]

[Um...

UM....

Where is his text, buddy? Is the silence supposed to be an answer to his question? Damn Yuusk, that's harsh.

Sanji reacts accordingly]

:c

:c

:C

[ ... A feeling of sudden dread washes over him. ]

Quite, actually. I might have a request later, about how to figure out the breed of a cat. [ HE'S STILL NOT LYING!! ]

I will. If you were calling me, I will assume it was for a purpose.

did u know it was illegal to kill a cat in ancient Egypt?

no shit u would be put to death for it

[HE WILL FLOOD YOUR PHONE WITH POINTLESS TRIVIA, YUUSK.

PAY ATTENTION TO HIIIIIIM]

[ oh, there goes his phone again. with akira leaving, he glances down and...

...

ah. That was an awkward time to go AWOL. But the follow up response? Is oddly cute. ]

Well the cat is making an excellent first impression, I have to say.

...

...

... is this more study for your triva nights?

when u say it like that, i'm afraid to let u two meet

and nah i just happened to know it

i'm not distracting u from a piece, am i?

I seem to meet all cats, at some point. I know enough people with them.

I don't know much about ancient Egypt so... no, I wasn't aware. That sounds like something Haru would do for her cats...

No, I'm taking a break. [ ... as of this conversation, but oh well. ] And one of my housemates came in to talk.

[At the mention of Haru

Sanji feels a winter chill blow down his shirt and envelop him in ice]

yea she probably would

is it the housemate who kills with coffee?

[ oh come on she's not that terrifying

maybe like

... 50% as terrifying as sanji's thinking ]

She treats them like they're royalty. It'd be fitting.

No, the one who offered that particular poisoned chalice.