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yusuke kitagawa

"I can't get to the phone right now. Please leave a message and I will respond post-haste."

VOICE | TEXT | VIDEO | ACTION

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i cook all her meals

she's spoiled enough

and nah took her off it

now she's screaming in my ear

[And one more picture for the road though I can't find a comparable one online: Chou balanced on Sanji's broad shoulder, one paw on the top of his head while she whines. Sanji just continues to grin patiently at the abuse.]

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[ oh my god

sanji, this cat has you wrapped around her paws?? he can't help but smile at the sight of a tiny yelling cat perched on sanji's shoulder though. being possessive of owners seems to be a common theme with cats, he's learning. ]

Even so. It doesn't look like you're forgiven, yet.

[concasse]

yea working on it

she's lucky she's still growing so i don't mind passing her extra treats

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I see, you're working hard to feed her up then.
But if you're indulging her now, you may regret it when she's fully grown and still enjoys perching on your shoulder.

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more like she might claw me in my sleep if i don't

cats don't get that big do they?

never owned an animal so shit if i know

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[ heck. ]

Do you know what breed she is? I could guess,
but it'd be easier to guess if you know it exactly.

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no idea

assumed she was mixed but could be wrong

she followed my ex to my apartment and then hid under my couch until i fed her

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She has marking that look similar to a bengal cat... but also markings on the forehead that look similar to a tabby.

...

But pure bengals can have those sorts of markings as well.

[concasse]

[A pause, in which Sanji is googling up "bengal kitten"]

oh shit they look just like her

jesus they're cute wtf

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They're adorable, but quite.. exclusive? I suppose? They're usually selectively bred to create those sorts of markings.

[concasse]

huh

gotta wonder how i got Chou then

maybe her mom or dad escaped a breeder

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Maybe?
They go for a fair bit of money, I think. But if one had unexpected kittens, for example.

[concasse]

just means i lucked out i guess

even if she is a brat

chewing on my fingers

if i stop replying she took em all

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Don't you have voice-to-text on your phone? That's hardly an excuse.

[concasse]

wow

i'm getting eaten here and u can't even shed a tear in my direction

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I'm sure you will survive and adapt.

[maskreant]

[ Akira opens the door to their room without asking because guess what? All the cooking? It's done. Chocolates?

Almost done. They need Yusuke's ice powers, but first of all!! He raises his eyebrows at him.]

Hey, who are you flirting with?

[ He has the look of the devil with his feline smile. You can't escape. WHO IS YOUR NEW DOE? ]

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[ ok so no joke, yusuke was not expecting any of this and legit fumbles with his phone for a moment there.

THANKS FOR SHAVING THOSE YEARS OFF HIS LIFE SATAN BUDDY. ]

... I'm not flirting with anyone. I'm talking.

[ Back away evil one, he probably has holy water. ]

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If it wasn't anything, then you wouldn't be so flustered by my question.

[ Like those annoying cats, Akira slides up right beside Yusuke to hover over, hopefully catch a name. Oh. Oh. Oh? ]

So this is what's taking you away from. [ Let him clear his throat. ] Art.

[concasse]

[... likely when Akira is still looking at that phone--]

starting to think u like my cat better than me

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You just appeared out of nowhere, and I thought you were in the kitchen??

[ Yusuke responds by turning his phone upside down because this is his phone?? ]

Cat pictures. [ It's not even a lie. ] And the need for a pause.

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I was calling you earlier from the kitchen.

[ Boy.

Akira is quick to read the text before the phone is turned over, but doesn't say a word. He likes you, Yusuke. He'll be kind for your budding romance. ]

They must have been amazing cat pictures. [ To cause that twinkle in someone's eyes like that. Morrigan decides to settle on Yusuke now, having enough fun in the kitchen. Rest. ] Some of the chocolates are ready, so remember to pick some up when your thumbs need a break.

[ Don't mind if he leaves just like that. ]

[concasse]

[Um...

UM....

Where is his text, buddy? Is the silence supposed to be an answer to his question? Damn Yuusk, that's harsh.

Sanji reacts accordingly]

:c

:c

:C

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[ ... A feeling of sudden dread washes over him. ]

Quite, actually. I might have a request later, about how to figure out the breed of a cat. [ HE'S STILL NOT LYING!! ]

I will. If you were calling me, I will assume it was for a purpose.

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did u know it was illegal to kill a cat in ancient Egypt?

no shit u would be put to death for it

[HE WILL FLOOD YOUR PHONE WITH POINTLESS TRIVIA, YUUSK.

PAY ATTENTION TO HIIIIIIM]